The Kingdom of Womble 4747 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.737 billion Womble 4747ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Womble 4747ian economy, worth 370 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 42,457 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,645 per year while the poor average 2,661, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 4747's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 4747 is ranked 231,843^rd in the world and 5,971^st in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.